How to Loose All Your Teeth (**SARCASTIC WRITING**)

How to Loose All Your Teeth (**SARCASTIC WRITING**)

       Dear reader: If you do not appreciate a beautiful smile and want to lose all your teeth I present you with a recompilation of steps and tips oh how to speed up the process of teeth decay. It is important for you to keep in mind that this works with better result after you have reached an age where all your permanent teeth have come in; otherwise you will need to repeat this process. Note that if you are not a child or a teenager any more, your mouth may have somewhere between 28 and 32 permanent teeth, of course that is assuming that you have not gotten any teeth extracted, or that you do not suffer from some type of rate health condition that presents itself with more of fewer teeth. Keep in mind that is easier to lose the molars first since they receive less attention, are on the back of your mouth, and perform most part of the daily mastication.

       To begin, try not to visit a dentist ever, no matter how much you trust doctors. This step is critical in order to achieve maximum results in the least amount of time. However, if you do visit a dentist do not follow any advice he or she may give you. For instance, do not brush your teeth after each meal nor use dental floss, not even once a month because this will delay the results you are looking for. It is imperative that you eat as many sweets and sticky food as possible; these types of food with stick in the teeth and stay there until they become cavities. Chocolates and all kind of sodas are very good in helping you achieve your goal.

        After you develop a cavity, you are a step closer to losing that tooth. All you have to do, is to make sure you keep up with the habits of eating sticky sweets, not brushing, and not flossing. You will know when you are about to lose a tooth because you will fell an uncomfortable pain when dinging hot or cold beverages. When your reach this point you may find some comfort by taking pain killers. After a while, you will not experience much pain because the cavity is so deep that it has destroyed the verve of your tooth.

        Remember not to go back to the dentist for any follow up visit or you may get healthier. Going back may mean that all your efforts to get that ugly smile won't pay up! If you do follow these steps, you, and those around you will be able to enjoy the rotten smell of your bad breath thanks to the accumulation of food particles that stick to the surface of your tongue and teeth.